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Sunday, June 13, 2004 

Queenly...it's a good word.

Making your own LUBE (cont.)

Simply place okra (a vegetable) under hot water. It will become extremely slippery. Put your hand on your penis and you're ready to go.

A recipe for a homemade Jell-O-based lubricant:
1 cup of water
1 cup of baby oil
1 packet of Jell-O (any flavor)
Throw all of these ingredients into a blender and mix until smooth. Then pour, and away you go! (Note: This lube is incompatible with condoms; the oil will dissolve the latex.)

An excellent lube is Albolene, which can be found at the drug store in some parts of the U.S. The jar, which has a blue and green label, says it's a "liquefying cleanser," but there's no soap in it. It's made for removing make-up, but it's terrific for masturbating. Apply a small amount, and you're good for an hour with no drying out — and it wipes off with a towel easily, leaving no stains. One important thing to remember about Albolene, however, is that it not to be used with condoms, since it's not water-based. Also note: Albolene seems to be sold only in certain parts of the U.S.; it may not be available on the West Coast or other parts of the world.

Just thought I would continue with a few more amusing lube ideas. I've never tried any of these, nor will I. The trusty ID Glide and ID Millennium work fabulously for me, but these are just suggestions when one finds oneself in a pitch.

So we saw Harry Potter tonight, and it was quite good, but I love those whimsical sorta movies, and I fancy the music quite abit as well. One thing comes to mind when watching however, that kid is growing up alot and I'm not sure how much longer he can play the part, but he's still convincing, so it's all good.

I cried during the Reagan funeral. I just could not help it. I really have no opinion on him, since I was born the year he became president, but more or less I cried for the family, mostly Nancy cause I like her. A few odd moments :

1) The army band, at times, was ushering in the New Year! I mean we must pick a mood. Either funeral or de-virginising rock concert.
2) Did anyone else notice that the adopted son seems to be of no concern of the rest of the family. He's the red headed step child so to speak. He spoke and no one really cared or at least it seemed that way, and when he was viewing the casket, the other family members moved on and then his wife and children came and really it just appeared that he didn't belong. It was awkward to say the least.
3) Also, Ronny Jr. is a big 'ol queen. Now he doesn't really sound queenly when he speaks, but he sure looked like one on the sidelines. He is a ballet dancer.

I thought the service was really nice.

I watched the new Bravo show called Blow Out last night, on my HOLIEST of TiVo nights. You see many regular people would go have dinner and to a club of sorts on Friday not this fine specimen. I stayed in, and fondled my best friend (TiVo). So the show was over all entertaining. I did speed through a few parts and I was disappointed with Jonathan. He looked considerably more attractive in the promos, than he did in the show, and he’s not gay which was a complete surprise to me. I’m not really hip on many things anymore. So I added it to my season pass thingy and will watch honorably.

Speaking of, I got the mop cut today, so I feel lighter. I'm also making a list of goals for the next year and will soon be posting those in here so that I will perhaps have a better chance of accomplishment. I hope to have a new design coming up shortly, I have to do it all on paper and then try and duplicate it in here. We'll see. Don't expect that before a few weeks. Finally I started reading a few new blogs today. All are operated by beautiful boys who I one day wish to become. It's sad I know, but I have this need to model myself after them. I'm just Joking!!

Edit : It's raining again.

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